The Value of Beards

[Johnus]

Just I little insight for all of us with beards!!!!

 

[Mark1966]

This must be doing the rounds - my brother posted on fb yesterday!

All lies of course

 

[JugV2]

It does increase your handsomeness.

Fact.

 

[Mark1966]

It does increase the handsomeness of those with ugly and disfigures faces.

Fact.

Fixed that for you

 

[JugV2]

Careful now, you never know who has a beard on this forum.

 

[gthomas04]

Careful now, you never know who has a beard on this forum.

They also provide a wonderful natural environment study for those interested in the larva of various flying insects.

Also of course they only attract women who have a positive reaction by being scrubbed with the equivalent of a harsh brush. Therefore bearded ones may hope for a Brazilian but usually find an untamed wilderness of the human equivalent of steel wool. Yuck - try getting that out from between your teeth

 

[JugV2]

They also provide a wonderful natural environment study for those interested in the larva of various flying insects.

Also of course they only attract women who have a positive reaction by being scrubbed with the equivalent of a harsh brush. Therefore bearded ones may hope for a Brazilian but usually find an untamed wilderness of the human equivalent of steel wool. Yuck - try getting that out from between your teeth

I am Bearded Man.

Your statement is not true Mr Thomas.

 

[gthomas04]

I am Bearded Man.

Your statement is not true Mr Thomas.

So where do you shave? On second thoughts don't tell us just stay very very careful.

 

[Drubbing]

I am Bearded Man.

Barely. It's a lip/chin accessory.

If lice, food scraps, stale beer and congealed soup can't live in it, it's not a beard.

 

[JugV2]

HERETICS

I have a goattee.

So chin and upper lip are covered.

 

[Mark1966]

Careful now, you never know who has a beard on this forum.

My brother has a beard. Makes him look grown up.

Apart from that - nah, stay away

 

[Johnus]

Those that can grow one; have them. Those that can't; shave.

 

[Pjotr]

Those that can grow one; have them and should be posting on facial hair forums...here's one .....Beards Moustaches and Goatees - Grow n' Show - The Beard Community

Fixed that for you

 

[JugV2]

Fixed that for you

That's just nasty.

No need to stop acting like a lady, PJ.

 

[Lynchy]

It's a pretty sweet info graphic, moustaches are way better though

 

[Mark1966]

It's a pretty sweet info graphic, moustaches are way better though

Especially super cool ones like yours!

 

[Pjotr]

I've got a mo....there....I've said it....out of the closet. It is a bit of a pain, carefully trying to shave (more like scratching) around it. If I ever cut myself that's where it happens.

 

[JugV2]

But PJ, is it super cool?

 

[Pjotr]

Well, it's been there for years so it has to be I guess.

 

[gthomas04]

Well, it's been there for years so it has to be I guess.

I know someone who thaought te same thing about the fungal infection between their toes.