Not shaving related but...

Congratulations!

I think you can forget about that garden ...
 
And keep him busy. The guys up the rd got a border collie pup. They're gone from 7a to 6pm all day and poor thing appropriately barks non stop as its rightly bored brainless.

Nothing like a dog..congrats.
 
Congrats! cute little hole digger, shoe chewer, and best friend, you have there
 
Lock up your shoes. And get the Mrs to do likewise. A dog of any size can get through an awful lot of leather. We used to have an Australian Terrier that got through about $4000 worth of my wife's shoes (picking just one of each pair). The dog was fine, it was the Mrs that needed training.
 
Doing a travelling box of the good boy?
 
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